Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.
"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."
i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn
Because we’ll need them too.
"Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark."
"In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines,
lived twelve little girls in two straight lines …”
ever randomly remember something unfair that happened a long time ago and get pissed off all over again
i think whats wrong with the world is that we are all to busy destroying ourselves to love one another
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
Calm down John Green
'do not fall in love with people like me'
don’t worry i won’t
Me: can i see your homework
Someone: No do your own
i like to tell people when i need to go pee
what else would you do? just walk away not saying anything?